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2. Then you are horrified
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5. THEN YOU DECIDE TO SPEAK OUT
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Made Up News Live - The Fall Of Trashkanistan: Clearly JFK Is To Blame
We at authoritative news know that this Afghanistan debacle is definitely the result of Orange Man Bad… obviously, since our guy Joe Biden is flawless. Unfortunately, it is a little difficult to connect the dots for you peasants, so just consider: If President Kennedy had just nuked the Soviet Union when he had the chance, none of this would ever have happened. Don’t hurt yourselves thinking about it too hard...
Made Up News Live - New Research Reveals There Was An Olympics Or Something This Year
If you’re surprised to hear the Tokyo Olympics just wrapped up, you’d be like most people who were surprised to hear that there was an Olympics this year. We’re a little surprised viewership is so abysmal considering how sports like curling can cure you insomnia in a heartbeat. Maybe watching Biden drove most people to throw away their televisions.
*Editor’s Note – When did the Olympics...
Made Up News Live - George Floyd Mural Struck By Lightning Proving How Racist Your God Is
It could have been any God who smote the George Floyd mural; Elohim, Allah, Jehovah, Beyonce… but we know it was the Christian God. Now on top of white privilege, we’ve identified Christian privilege. So encourage the Christians you know to take a knee and pay reparations. A gentle brick through the church window should give them the hint.
Made Up News Live - Disagreement With Own Party Shows What A Liar The Big Lie Lawyer Is
We at authoritative news don’t get why you’d be interested in this, but rest assured we’ll tell you how you need to feel about it… You see, even Jenna Ellis couldn’t get people from her own party to join her insurrection because both parties realize we had the securest election in history ever. Now when both parties agree your fruitlessly pointless criminal crusade to spread lies shows how much of a...
Made Up News Live - Social Justice Hits Rock Bottom As “Gypsy” Privilege Comes Into The Crosshairs
For those of you who already saw this garbage over at the Communist News Network, we want you to know our supply of eye bleach was exhausted weeks ago, so don’t come by our office pestering us to borrow some. Anyway… “Gypsy” is now the Romani N-word. The E.S.A. (That’s the bug-name people) have vowed to cave in and forevermore refer to the offending arthropods as the G-Word Moth and G-Word Ant.
Made Up News Live - Biden Supports Cuban People’s Struggle To “Become Their Own Country”
During a Made Up News Live press conference Biden announced “What was I supposed to be talking about now? Oh right, the rum and cigar wrapping people… So if there’s any way I can pander to this new batch of voters, I want them to know there’s plenty more vaccines available and we won’t have that pesky Bill of Rights keeping them from being mandatory. I couldn’t help noticing so many of you were...
Made Up News Live - Lefties Come Up With New Brilliant Idea: It’s Voting Itself That’s Racist
You’re gonna LOVE this one… Just forget all about the Voter ID issue. Now it’s voting itself that’s disenfranchising poor downtrodden minorities. And darned if they didn’t already have an out-of-the-box solution to “protect” your civil rights; autocracy. It doesn’t matter whether it comes in the form of socialism, a dictatorship, forced cyborg conversion – the important thing is that a centralized..
Made Up News Live - Do As Directed By The Woke Authorities Or Elsa
Fake news legacy media beat us to the punch this time… Check out their latest garbage headline: “COVID vaccine is essential when preparing for hurricane season.” This must mean the nanobots they’re injecting into you can reform your skull after a two-by-four has flown through it. Let’s go for BROKE and add mandatory CRT classes! (That’s Critical Race Theory, not Cathode Ray Tubes.) This Brave New Woke World is something Elsa.
Made Up News Live - Haitian President Assassinates Self... It Was Suicide... Nothing To See Here
We don’t speak Haitian but authoritative television people say the Press Conference went something like this: “He was just really sad… Stop saying I’m fake news! You don’t know what really happened. You weren’t there!!” The interim prime minister added: “I want the world community to know there’s no need for me to end up hanging myself with a red scarf from a doorknob...
Made Up News Live - Mostly Peaceful Riots Are Not Evidence Of Terrorism – But Lego Sets Are
The FBI explained this “evidence” it seized, as the nation sinks ever deeper into idiocracy – “At first we didn’t think anything of the Capitol Lego set. We were just rifling through the underwear drawers and cutting open the walls when we noticed the Reichstag Fire Lego set sitting right next to it…
Made Up News Live - Everything You’re Not Enjoying Is Better For The Environment
Let’s face it, most people are not willing to give up existing, and that causes climate change. But at least if you’re willing to live without heat, groceries, and electricity your carbon footprint can be slightly less. Cows eat grass and there’s plenty of that. If you look outside for bugs and edible weeds you can find almost enough to survive! Now… we hear you saying “why would I need to forage for bugs and...
Made Up News Live - Are You Actually A Nazi? The Surprising Answer:
YES. The answer is: YES, you’re a Nazi. Just ask yourself, do you like to eat food? Well guess who else likes to eat food; bigoted misogynistic fascist Nazis, that’s who! Did you ever have anything nice in your life? That could only have come from someone you oppressed. Fortunately, it’s not too late to redeem yourself. Call your local DemonRat government person and some people will come by to redistribute your belongings...
4 of 4 - Facebook and Twitter have no sense of humor, so we will likely get banned at some point. You can also find us @madeupnews on Gab or @MadeUpNewsLive on parler.com, brighteon.social, wego.social, 107.daily, and gettr.com. Thank you and enjoy.
3 of 4 - So “we” will be releasing articles sporadically until all the daily articles are completed. At that point we will upload all the old and missing content chronologically as a redux version. In the meantime, please enjoy what we have ready from the month of July.
2 of 4 - And by WE, I mean ME. Of course Jim Surly, and Digby Connerton, and EVEN Whack-Job Betty are all part of the crew I made up, but they don’t actually help with any of the work.
1 of 4 - Hello MUNL fans and also those of you finding us for the first time. We’ve been working hard to bring back Made Up News Live and complete all the ideas from the past six months.
In the indefinite but near future Made Up News Live WILL be coming out of hiatus
If you pray, watch and share:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOWd4YN1Ku8
