I am a goofy poet and scribe, emerging out of tender, laughter-filled dreams to boldly and fearlessly face the Marxist Menace. I am not a pacifist. I think the horrors of Communism, now resident in our land, should be fought fiercely and relentlessly. I am also, as it were, a proud creator of nonsense riddles, cinematic absurdities, and words which convey hidden essences. I am, all in all, the guy who'd wear a Tweed Balcony Helmet long after tweed has been outlawed by Marxist trash.