If you were public speaking and had a 5.56mm bullet whir by your head only to hit your ear which would you LEAST LIKELY BE THINKING?

1) I need to get the fuck off this stage now!

2) Before I leave the killbox, my shoes, my shoes! Hang on, let's take a cinematically perfect picture before we go to the safe area!

Why was trump carried downstairs if only his ear was harmed? Why did trump pardon all those criminal jews before he left? Many unanswered questions...